Chip Simmons has one last world-famous crispy biscuit left, and the stickmen at the steel processing plant are willing to do… absolutely anything to get it. You control one of them, racing through spinning saws, molten metal, and other ridiculous hazards while trying to be the first to the pastry.

You can trigger traps to knock out your rivals, but watch out because they can do the same to you. Everyone’s taking insane risks, falling, getting squished, and flying through the air, and yet only one will claim the prize.


"Through the steel processing plant? That's a risk I'm willing to take!"

Controls

  • WASD or Arrow keys to move
  • Space to dash and progress dialogue

Credits

  • Game By Peter Barthel
  • Music By Electronic senses and fsm team
  • Made for the 2025.2 Brackey's with the theme "Risk It For The Biscuit"



StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows, macOS
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorSkryblink
Made withUnity
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard

Download

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FiftyGloriousImbeciles Windows V1.2 54 MB
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FiftyGloriousImbeciles Mac V1.2.zip 62 MB

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how to beat?

Woah! Full rebrand makeover. I love it, keep up the great work! 🥳

Yup. Thanks!